THE COUCH TAPES

by Cheap Horse

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released August 26, 2016

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Track Name: Seatlicker
I talked to Chunk about it
He said he licks the seats at the gym
But he's not dangerous
No. I'm more scared of the cops
Now they don't let him near the schools
Track Name: Save the Snails
Fred gave himself to the labs
They tested shampoos on him
He's no longer with us

Scrape the fur off your brain
And fix it with duct tape
Oh kid lazer in a town called World
Out of a dog dream

I might make it outside today
And save the snails, save the snails
and if you see a little worm trying to cross the sidewalk
help him across before he gets too crispy

Put some fresh brains in the hair net
The good things go away
While she seems to stay
The world has used you as a toilet
for far too long
so come around now
it's party time again
Track Name: What's that in the Sink?
What's that in the sink?
It's crawling and breathing I think
Who's that in the hall?
I don't walk, I crawl
Track Name: County Building
Soon I'll be a ward of the state
because of fuckin parking tickets
This place is a bird brain hotel
It's like a freezer in here

The ones in the suits skipped all the fun parts
And they were handed the keys
They look down on the rest of us
They don't like our disease

Fuck em, they passed all your tests
Now they get erections from making arrests
they're the front of the human centipede
and the rest of us can go eat shit
You push em into corners and hand them the dregs
You'd never share power 'cause it's better when they beg
This place blows like truckers in the night
You know I'm getting out of here I'm driving out of sight

The ones in the suits skipped all the fun parts
And they were handed the keys
They look down on the rest of us
They don't like our disease
Track Name: How are the Maggots, Michael?
How are the maggots Michael?
How are the fuckin maggots Michael?
Track Name: Fall Down
All I want to do is fall down
Track Name: Nasty Girls Club Goes to Thailand
Nasty Girls Club goes to Thailand
Track Name: Goodbye Bruises
hey Robo-Cop where did ya go?
Your shitty grin don't look so fuckin right
Phone on the wall don't take no calls
it's been that way since yesterday

Goodbye bruises
Goodbye bruises

Bounce off the...........?.?.?.
with mustaches
A pile of dust crashes down
I'll be a pile of dust in the morning
it's all over but the snoring
oh yeah

This stupid place ain't so right
your fuzzy peach ass is gonna get racked
phone on the wall don't take no calls
it's been that way since yesterday
Track Name: Lookin for Trouble
Gonna ask her out in the hallways of life
Lookin for trouble.. and refrigerators... and scrap metal

Gonna ask around in the hallways of life
been looking for trouble... refrigerators... scrap metal